May 2013
thenerdfighterkid:
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
3 tags
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professortennant:
when the sexual tension/build up in a fic is just right and your toes are curling and you’re basically speed reading and skimming because you just wanna get to the smut but also you wanna slow down and savor each brush of fingers and gaze and swooping feeling in the stomach or the biting of lips and clenching of hands and shuffling of feet and
chickensandwich:
foxnewsofficial:
let’s have ***
(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg
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crunchycrowe:
o-oo-ooo-oooo-ooooo-oooooo:
bumblingb:
I had a dream they unveiled a new diglett evolution that was basically like 20 digletts in a group.
it was called dugstruction.
HELP I DID THE THING-
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
varousector:
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
friendship bracelet
i swear the main characters in x/y are going to be criminals running away from the french police
cafemusain:
so when i found out spock’s full name was s’chn t’gai spock i literally couldn’t even try to conceive of how to pronounce that so now i pronounce it chicken tikka spock
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jadecake:
tweenking:
vanillish:
tweenking:
vanillish:
tweenking:
Some ladies say I’m a real
how
spend the night with me babe i bet you’re a real
sounds like a real
alright come over about
maybe we’ll get it
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turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
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swagito-komaeda:
tigerlizzie:
I can’t believe Monobear bought Tumblr
the blogging experience of mutual unfollowing starts now
nikutsune:
Oh also the Jojo boxers have this typo on them I can’t get over
Jojo,s
teacher: its time to watch a movie
students: yay
teacher: bill nye the science guy
students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song
tallsadandgay:
grantaire-dont-care:
oh my goD im gonna cry over baby goats
loOK HE’S LIKE FIE FEET IN THE AIR
oH MY GOSH LIL BUDDIES
HOW ARE YOU FLYING
HOW DO YOU GET THIS ALTITUDE YOU ARE LITERALLY A BAB
NO DON’T BE AFRAID IVE HEARD GOAT BBS CAN FLY
IM HAVIBG A CRIISIS
GOAT CRISIS 🐐
the-vashta-nerada:
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
cumberbatchkisses:
deerstalker-detective:
BENEDICT WENT TO THE ZOO AND LOOKED AT REPTILES AND STUDIED THEM AFTER HE WAS CAST AS SMAUG IN THE HOBBIT IF YOU DON’T THINK THATS THE CUTEST THING THEN GET OUT OF MY FACE OH MY GOD
I can just imagine him pressed against the glass in a snake house like from fucking Harry Potter just like ‘I am one, with the reptilesss’
kawrying:
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
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my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret
sadtoasteroven:
whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida
thanks, dan
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tiny-airman:
no youre
